Daisy those look like big blueberries..I wonder...taste one for me ok? ..give me a full report. i.e. ..taste,side effects ect.

DD yes.
I should have added "or of being moderately well educated which iz even worse than 'being from away'."

Jake...careful..all them wh---s will subject you to some of those red numbers.

Ms Em is losing her kittinish look ... but her actions ... well, she keeps me busy!

Here is a pic of three snapping turtle eggs that the excavator dug up yesterday, when moving the pile of wood chips. They were all in sphere shape, when he gave them to me; the one that looks collapsed happened overnight.
So, do I have a little snapper running around the house or the shell of a failed egg? The excavator said that he dug up hundreds of the eggs ... most in whole condition. Randy Smith did you talk to your friend a/b his eggs yet?

Bobby c, ""as being from away"" is that the same as a flatlander.?

Here's a good one from Arch's link.

beer \'beer\ n pl - Constant singular of "beer";
"I had ten or eleven beer even before I got to the Legion."
Never is the standard plural "beers" used in any conversation concerning a drinking event: doing so immediately identifies the speaker as being "from away."

nervers as a whore in church.

Colder than a well diggers ass in Montana.

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

our latest heros from FT. LEWISgod BLESS OUR TROOPS AND THANKS TO THEM WE ARE STILL AMERICA

for DD: slower then molasses running up a hill in January.